Bon BoyBon Boy, the first of three Cats adopted by Dr. Rex Bremerton, was located in 1987 in an apartment bedroom crowded with perhaps 30 other Cats.
On January 17, 1991, OFLA revealed to Dr. Rex Bremerton the identities of the Three Hungersome Helpers: Bon Boy, Stiff Man, and the Bebbeh Kep’m. They were sent by the Phoenician Ladyspirit to Pimp the Earth in search of who might best mind the needs of The Bengal. Even though the Bebbeh Kep’m was the last Cat adopted of the three, it was predestined that all three would preside over the Great Hall of Tuna for 9 trillion years. For Meyahoos, Bon Boy represents Yicka-ta ya, Yanna Yanna, the practice of Never Ending Body Licking. In the Great Hall of Tuna, Bon Boy will admit only those Meyahoos who appear in His Silver and White Book of Servitude. Bon Boy also served as General during the Chicky Sausage War. Once a Meyahoo passes on from the Earth and crosses the Hamboogie Bridge, the newly admitted will first be processed in the Hall of Small Balls. Bon Boy will then assign all admitted Meyahoos an issue Quaint Windmill House and fresh socks. |
Birthplace of Bon Boy, Summer 1987, Ann Arbor
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