They Can Snag Your Tuna

Qoo Qoo and Nubu (”The Twins”) are the only descendants of OFLA to resemble human form, although most Meyahoos believe that they are part Calico. During a channeling session in December of 1994, The Phoenician Lady Spirit revealed The Twins’ origin and purpose for Meyahoos. They spoke of Ahi and Mahi Mahi Tuna and how it should be prepared and consumed by Meyahoos. It was also revealed that The Twins are chief spiritual agents of Stiff Man and will be His chief servants when He returns to the Great Hall of Tuna.